Plaintiff disembarked from a passenger carrier at Los Angeles International Airport with a cognitive subjectivity, and in possession of cardigan sweater. Plaintiff testified that she believed she had entered a jurisdiction of fame and excess, and further testified that her state of mind was such that she contemplated whether or not she would “fit in.” Plaintiff acquired transportation from a taxicab, and reported that from where she was seated the “Hollywood” sign was in plain view to her right. Plaintiff did not understand the nature and quality of her actions, and noted that everyone appeared to be “so famous.” Plaintiff then reported a gastrointestinal disturbance, and in spite of her present presence, had no intent to stay in the Los Angeles area. Plaintiff was then overcome with a sense of pressure, and reported that she felt quite agitated. However, at that moment, the operator of the motor vehicle wherein Plaintiff was a passenger, activated the car stereo and, as Plaintiff emphatically testified, “a Jay-Z song was on.” At which point, Plaintiff reported that she raised her appendages, because they were “playing her song.” Subsequently, Plaintiff’s feeling of nervousness dissipated. Plaintiff then proceeded to manipulate her head in a manner she described as “yeah.” Plaintiff further testified she also gyrated her hips in a similar fashion (again, described as “yeah”). With her appendages still raised above her head, Plaintiff reported that, at that point, she felt that the situation would be resolved amicably, and without the need for court intervention. Apparently, and according to Plaintiff, there is a “Party in the USA.”
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